Your god is a delusional fallacy

Aug 14

Pero yo, desde allí, caca.

this one’s better.

Pero de allí i caca

google translate it, spanish to english. I am satan.

Hot tomato alien greenie veggie burger dog.

Am I being random?

:)

• Me: I am a really bored piece of shit.
• Nobody: Why yes, yes you are

I LOVE YOU

Logicalfallacies <3

• Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

Aug 12

(via passthemike)

is this Rachel McAdams? D:

(via creatively-challenged)

Pure Class A humor - hollocaust edition

Aug 07

you and me, baby.

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