Ok, let me put this straight: - I don’t like you. - I don’t like your ideology. - Bitchy atheist. - I love my galaxy. - I’m pretty sure you’re an idiot. - I’m a amateur photographer. - You’re an idiot. - I’m an avid music composer. - I belive i can fly. - I belive i can touch the sky. - good bye.Your god is a delusional fallacyTumblr (3.0; @elmasterdelmambo)http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/Pero yo, desde allí, caca.<p>this one’s better.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162618888http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162618888Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:57:31 -0400Pero de allí i caca<p>google translate it, spanish to english. I am satan.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162617394http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162617394Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:54:47 -0400Hot tomato alien greenie veggie burger dog.<p>Am I being random?</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162612139http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162612139Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:45:29 -0400:)Me:I am a really bored piece of shit.<br /> Nobody:Why yes, yes you arehttp://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162609925http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162609925Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:41:21 -0400I LOVE YOU<p>Logicalfallacies <3</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162608812http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162608812Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:39:36 -0400Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden? Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?<br /> New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162607633http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/162607633Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:37:37 -0400(via passthemike) is this Rachel McAdams? D:<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/aeapb27nkr1tjahtg8zYfbzxo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://passthemike.tumblr.com/">passthemike</a>)</p> <p>is this Rachel McAdams? D:</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/161557159http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/161557159Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:54:29 -0400(via creatively-challenged) Pure Class A humor - hollocaust...<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/OJnIfHjcBr20z3752xaqjC14o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://creatively-challenged.tumblr.com/">creatively-challenged</a>)</p> <p>Pure Class A humor - hollocaust edition</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/161525339http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/161525339Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:06:10 -0400you and me, baby.<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/g2nuFWs3Cqu6t2c9QQ6KvnsQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you and me, baby.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/157784344http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/157784344Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:15:59 -0400i love you too.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YkZnlN_Q9kU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YkZnlN_Q9kU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i love you too.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/157719948http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/157719948Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:05:53 -0400growingup: wat two words, CHUCK NORRIS.<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/epGKGd8Feqtyos2q4g6t12rpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://growingup.tumblr.com/post/157663434/wat">growingup</a>:</p> <blockquote>wat</blockquote> <p>two words, CHUCK NORRIS.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/157672198http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/157672198Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:43:14 -0400And now, a message from our sponsors.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e81nKj1AImc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e81nKj1AImc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>And now, a message from our sponsors.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/156257230http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/156257230Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:49:17 -0400This HAS to be the BEST anti-religious response in the history...<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/g2nuFWs3Cqra5tgf81CFjCGLo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This HAS to be the BEST anti-religious response in the history of youtube.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/156246246http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/156246246Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:26:35 -0400marielos: ya estuvieras jorge consiguiéndote algo así. en...<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/eCtIZABWBqmojbqmupGWesbEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://marielos.tumblr.com/post/153953065/ya-estuvieras-jorge-consigui-ndote-algo-as">marielos</a>:</p> <blockquote>ya estuvieras jorge consiguiéndote algo así.</blockquote> <p>en realidad debería.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/154140705http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/154140705Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:35:00 -0400unicornzzzzz: (viadatn:thillythenny:withafunnyheart) <img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/Fl0XjIwFsqk1rnrhSmK6nK4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/152958910">unicornzzzzz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via<a href="http://datn.org/post/152791962/thillythenny-via-withafunnyheart">datn</a>:<a href="http://thillythenny.tumblr.com/post/152791385/via-withafunnyheart">thillythenny</a>:<a href="http://withafunnyheart.tumblr.com/">withafunnyheart</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/153274323http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/153274323Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:04:26 -0400(via sabino) i’ve seen all of those polaroids in the flea...<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/HA6EiTMtQqfc4e8zW3ulNqoto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://sabino.tumblr.com/">sabino</a>)</p> <p>i’ve seen all of those polaroids in the flea market near my house, i have one of them.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/150712989http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/150712989Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:52:03 -0400(via imaginaryassholes) i NEED this so badly.<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/UjvfVmsRYqfn8boal9HaymbUo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imaginaryassholes.tumblr.com/">imaginaryassholes</a>)</p> <p>i NEED this so badly.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/150705591http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/150705591Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:35:00 -0400well, i guess i’m popular.<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/g2nuFWs3Cq9k07afaAHMaie9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>well, i guess i’m popular.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/147790858http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/147790858Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:42:18 -0400(via growingup) what you lookin’ at?<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/epGKGd8Feq4bstgjph28C8hwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://growingup.tumblr.com/">growingup</a>)</p> <p>what you lookin’ at?</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/145249917http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/145249917Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:09:43 -0400passthemike: If “House” has taught me anything it’s that if you want to become a well respected and...<p><a href="http://passthemike.tumblr.com/post/144307284/if-house-has-taught-me-anything-its-that-if-you">passthemike</a>:</p> <blockquote>If “House” has taught me anything it’s that if you want to become a well respected and brilliant doctor, get addicted to drugs.</blockquote> <p>‘nuff said.</p>http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/144938988http://elmasterdelmambo.tumblr.com/post/144938988Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:18:25 -0400